A few years ago a neighbor -- the kind that borrows that asks to cut off "a little corner" of your mesh turkey blind to make a camo mask because he's too cheap to buy one -- arrived in his Mercedes with the "World Record Bass" in hand. I asked him if he was sure it was a bass. He responded, "Of course, I caught it out of my bass pond and the only things in there are bass and bluegills. Does this look like a bluegill to you? It's sort of strange looking, but that's probably because of fertilizer runoff or something."
He wanted to know how to weight it. I explained about certified scales and noted butcher shops have those. I carefully noted the need for line samples and gave him an International Gamefish Association Record Form.
He asked if I the paper might be interested in taking his photo. "Sure, I replied, "a world record bass is national news. I'll call the photographer and have him ready to shoot."
Then he wanted to know where he could get the fish mounted. So I pointed him towards the best taxidermist in the area. Then he wanted to know ho much the world record bass was worth. I replied, "Experts start at $1,000,000 and go up. But are you sure it's a bass?"
All I got was a dirty look. The newspaper photographer took the picture. It ran on the front of sports page news. After all, a 32 pound fish smashes the black bass record.
How come you haven't heard about this. Carp don't count for bass records.
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