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A few years ago a neighbor -- the kind that
borrows that asks to cut off "a little corner" of your mesh
turkey blind to make a camo mask because he's too cheap to buy one
-- arrived in his Mercedes with the "World Record Bass" in
hand. I asked him if he was sure it was a bass. He responded,
"Of course, I caught it out of my bass pond and the only things in
there are bass and bluegills. Does this look like a bluegill to you?
It's sort of strange looking, but that's probably because of fertilizer
runoff or something."
He wanted to know how to weight it. I
explained about certified scales and noted butcher shops have those.
I carefully noted the need for line samples and gave him an International
Gamefish Association Record Form.
He asked if I the paper might be interested
in taking his photo. "Sure, I replied, "a world record
bass is national news. I'll call the photographer and have him ready
to shoot."
Then he wanted to know where he could get
the fish mounted. So I pointed him towards the best taxidermist in
the area. Then he wanted to know ho much the world record bass was
worth. I replied, "Experts start at $1,000,000 and go up.
But are you sure it's a bass?"
All I got was a dirty look. The
newspaper photographer took the picture. It ran on the front of
sports page news. After all, a 32 pound fish smashes the black bass
record.
How come you haven't heard about
this. Carp don't count for bass records.
In any case we've gathered articles by
species here for your convenience. Were open for new additions to the
species indices.